Can we just talk about some infomercials? Sometimes (okay, most of the time) this girl pulls some late nights. I enjoy staying up crazy late. I see a lot of infomercials because that seems to be all that runs around the 2 a.m. hour. These are some of my favorite of the worst.
The prize for my favorite bad infomercial goes to...drumroll, please...
Booty Pop!
Check out those buns! You can get junk in your trunk with the panties with a secret pad that turn a "droopy derriere into a youthful-looking, head-turning bootylicious booty." The website has a "Warning". Are you ready for it?
"WARNING! Wearing Booty Pop panties have been known to make men notice. The makers of Booty Pop are not responsible for all of the extra attention you will receive as a result of wearing our product. Subsequently, the hiring of, and costs related to, additional personal security is the sole responsibility of the Booty Pop customer."
Man. I'm sure glad they warned me. Guess I better get a security guard.
Man. I'm sure glad they warned me. Guess I better get a security guard.
Here's the video for your serious viewing pleasure.
Seriously. I'd need these like a hole in the head. My booty doesn't need to 'pop' anymore than it already does. I've got a bootylicious booty. That's fo sho.
Next up...
Pajama Jeans!
"Looks like denim...but feels like PJs". "So amazingly comfortable, you'll want to sleep in them".
You can get these babies for $39.95 and you'll get a grey crewneck t-shirt as a bonus! Yesssssssss. I mean, why the heck not?
I just don't get these. Choose jeans or sweatpants. Just choose one.
and last but definitely not least...
EZ Smoker!
The electronic cigarette. There's not really much else to say about it.
Now. I'm not gonna lie. There's a new product that caught my attention a little bit...
Sometimes I have some troubles getting my jeans tucked inside of my boots without them bunching around my kneecaps and looking all stupid. These little velcro straps apparently help solve that problem. It'd probably be a little easier than bunching my skinny jeans into tube socks like I'm doing now.
I wonder if these work. I just wonder.
What's your favorite infomercial? Do any of you have any of these glorious items and love them so much you can't even stand it? Do any of you have a little extra pep in yo step by having your booty popped? Or maybe you secretly lounge around the house in some Pajama Jeans or wear them out to the club because they're so comfy and stylish all while you're smoking your fake cig? Sounds amazing. Share with me.
i wanna buy those things for the jeans to help it be tucked into the boot better. i only have a few pair of skinny jeans. i always thought about how easier it would be if any jean could be turn into skinny jeans.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I canNOT believe I'm saying this... but for a split second I actually thought that I could use the booty pop with a particular dress. I mean, sometimes you'd want to booty to just POP, right?? ;-) And then I came to my senses, just nonsense!!
ReplyDeleteOne time I was walking through the mall and was talking to my dad on my cell and I FREAKED out because this guy was "smoking" in the mall... turns out it was one of those fake cigarettes, hah! So strange!