Weekend Fun Times.

Busy and fun weekend. Lots to share, so let's get to it. Friday night I went out to eat with my family and then went on a date with myself. I took myself to Target and Barnes&Noble. I'm wild and crazy. I roamed around both of these stores for a long time just checking out all the goods.

I spotted the fugliest jeggings I've ever seen in my life:

Simply horrid. They were only $4.99. They should have been marked as "free to a good home". I really wanted to pull out the Sharpie that I had in my purse and change the tag.

I found a couple of new Mo Willems games that I was super excited about. Mo Willems is a children's author/illustrator for those of you that don't know. He's a winner and he's one of my favoritest.

I wanted them both, but I resisted them...for now. I'm sure they will be in my possession in the near future.

This aisle is heaven for me. Containers and organizers. Ahhhhhhhh! Hear the angels sing a joyous melody!

Nights full of shopping, people watching, and merchandise picture taking are always fun.

Saturday I went down to Nashville with my parents and my girl Ashley came with us. Mom considers Ashley one of her daughters, so she's part of the fam. We went to a couple stores before heading downtown for dinner and a Predators hockey game.

We found a chair just our size. We had to stalk the chair like freaks and wait for a couple of little girls to get out of it so that we, girls 20+ years their age, could get in it.

Before the game, we ate at Jack's Bar-B-Que downtown. I'd never been there before so it was an extra special treat for me. It was sooooooo good. I love some good BBQ. I gobbled up the bbq sandwich, corn, mac and cheese, and had a piece of chocolate fudge pie. Yum. I love pie with every single heartstring that I have. And I was still hungry after all that food. It's a good thing we were off to the game where I could get some concession snacks.

At the game! Ready for crashing and smashing.

A great part of our entertainment was this lady pictured below. I was in awe of her permed hair. It was errwhere. I was even more amazed at her massive amount of cleavage. You can't tell it from this picture, but her boobs seriously sat directly under her chin. She could motorboat herself if she wanted to. She also kept her cell phone safely tucked in the crevice of her boob. Yes, I say boob (singular) because it was one large boob. She also enjoyed rubbing on her beau's shiny bald head. It was pretty special sitting behind them.

The game was so, so much fun. It was my first ever hockey game and I loved it. Everything about it was fun. The actual hockey playing was great, but the breaks in between the playing were just as much fun. I loved seeing all the crowd shots on the JumboTron. I've never laughed so much in my whole life. Seeing people being filmed without them realizing it is hilarious.

There was also an air guitar contest between two girls that were competing to win a Wendy's Combo Meal. "Sandy" was a jolly sized woman that was rockin' her air guitar out. I've never seen a girl bust a move so hard. She even got down on the floor and did a whole leg spread deal while playing her air guitar. I swear you could hear one big "ugh" from all the men sitting around the arena. They were slightly disgusted. Hilarious. Sandy won, by the way. She was elated. I bet she ran right out to Wendy's after the game was over.

I also received the stink eye/glare down from a woman in the row in front of us. No, it wasn't the one-boobed permed out lady. I was simply asking a man sitting in front of us, who I knew was married because he was there with his wife and two little kids, a question strictly about hockey. Specifically, I asked him what the words were to one of the chants. I didn't want to be left out because I wanted to yell  "we're gonna beat the hell out of you, you, you, you, you" along with the crowd. All I asked him was what the words were to the chant and his wife looked pissed. She got up and took their daughter with her and didn't come back the rest of the game. Insecure, maybe? Yeesh. I didn't mean to be a home wrecker. First of all, it was totally innocent and I wasn't in any way being flirty. I'm not the kind of girl that would try to flirt with a married man and cause any trouble between a couple. I'm so not that way. I was just a curious cat and asked him to help me out. Simple as that. And, well, let's face it. No one else sitting around us could help me out. Everyone else was too into their concession food, or having their bald head stroked, or pulling their cell out of their boob.

There was also a pretty awesome fight during the middle of the game. 

Oh, yeah, the Preds won too. Fun times.

Sunday, it was back down to Nashville. Ashley's boyfriend's band was playing at Cadillac Ranch downtown, so we went to listen. 

A stinkin' kid threw a beanbag off the 2nd story balcony. It hit me. Of course. Malarky.

I like my friends.

I hope all of you had a magical weekend. Isn't people watching the best? Did any of you see any one boobed women with bad perms?