Just call me Jay.

I've kinda been a lazy blogger lately. I'm going to do the Jay-Z thing and come out of retirement. Blogging retirement, that is. So, to all my Reader McReaderson's: it's time for me to come out of this blogcoma that I've been in and begin sharing my intelligent tidbits with you once more. You're welcome. You are so welcome.

Awesome.

'Amazing Race' chick takes watermelon to the face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMQ6LfyA-0o&feature=player_embedded

Just watch this. Please. If you watch The Amazing Race then you've already seen this, but watch it again just for fun.

I got burned by a 5 year old.

I asked one of my students that sits in very close proximity to my desk if he released a stinky substance from his body. He laughed and said, "NO!" I said, "Well, what is that smell then?" He says, "Maybe your breath is coming back to your nose."

Burn.

Keeping it in Perspective

Bicycle! Bicycle!

I've kinda taken a liking to this bicycle. It's a comfort cruiser. It's pink. I could put a basket on it. Also a bell. I would pedal down the sidewalks of my neighborhood while whistling and ringing my bell. It would be glorious. It's available at walmart.com for $99. That's a steal, my friends. I like it.

Yikes.

During the first full week of school, our theme was All About Me. The students decorated a face and t-shirt combination to represent themselves. This is what I got from one of my students. I must say, I was a bit scared of "him"...

I want to submit this picture to peopleofwalmart.com. I liked his New Kids on the Block t-shirt.