-Okay, there are four Golden Girls. Why are there only 3 chairs around the kitchen table? One of them always has to stand up or pull up a stool. I don't understand. Seven seasons of the show and they never had enough seating for all four girls.
-Why do black beetles like to come in my house as soon as it turns Fall? Dear Beetles, If you're looking for warmth, you're not going to find much warmth in my house. Stay outside where you belong. If you come into my house, I will smash you.
-Why are new CDs and DVDs released on Tuesdays? What's special about Tuesday?
-Why does gum get hard when you drink water or eat ice while chewing it?
-Why are our fingers different lengths?
-Why are holes in crackers?
-Why do corn chips have black specks? There are no black specks in corn kernels. What are they?
-How old do you have to be before it is said that you died of old age?
-Why do the KFC commercials play "Sweet Home Alabama"? My Old Kentucky Home would be a better song selection.
-Why do my neighbors like to steal my trashcan?
-Why is it that the hair on my legs and head can grow out long but the hair on my arms stay one constant length? Well, actually, sometimes there is that one weird arm hair that you find that is growing out of control and is way longer than the rest. I don't understand that either. Does anyone else ever find that random long arm hair, or is that just me?
-Why does dog food smell so bad and why does my dog love to eat it so much?
-Why did they take away tan M&M's? Those were my favorite when I was a kid. Bring back tan!
-Why do we close our eyes when we sneeze?
-Why do people say "heads up" when they want you to duck your head?
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